mamake

0:01 | I always believed that if a serial killer tried

0:02 | to kidnap me, he would be annoyed

0:03 | and throw me right away because I talk to much.

0:08 | If the killer is upon you, he's about to kill you.

0:11 | First thing I'm going to let the killer know is,

0:13 | "Listen, man. I'm going to follow you on Instagram."

0:16 | Are you hungry?

0:17 | You can't kill me. I'm already dead inside.

0:20 | And then they would probably feel bad for me.

0:22 | Be like, "Oh, God. So sorry. Do you want to get a sandwich?"

0:25 | Then I'm going to be like,

0:26 | "Yo, why don't we take a selfie together?

0:29 | Boom. I'm about to raise your profile.

0:31 | I got millions of followers, baby.

0:32 | I'm about to make you hot in these streets right now."

0:34 | It's going to be a nightmare in funeral expenses for my parents.

0:38 | Don't do it.

0:39 | You have to do something super weird.

0:40 | You have to blow their mind some kind of way.

0:43 | I'm a singer, so I was like maybe if I start singing,

0:45 | they'd be like, "Oh, your voice.

0:46 | Maybe I can feature you in a song."

0:48 | I would probably want to figure out

0:49 | why would you want to kill me? I could do a lot of good,

0:52 | and maybe I could even help you or even team up with you.

0:54 | Then I'm going to be like, "Yo, you thought that was

0:56 | enough. Snapchat."

0:58 | I would use my personality to either make him love me

1:01 | and become a court jester and make him laugh

1:05 | or I would just try to annoy him to the point

1:07 | where he just got it over with. Thanks.

1:09 | If he's determined on killing my ass, he's going to kill me.

1:11 | You know what I'm saying?

1:12 | So, there's nothing you can say to kind of divvy that down.

1:14 | What am I going to say?

1:16 | I'm going to buy you a Prius if you don't kill me?

1:18 | I'll buy you a Prius.

1:20 | I'd do a little Marilyn Monroe and see if he was lonely.